1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena
Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 744 views
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