Modern Laila And Majnu
Modern Laila Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi
Modern Majnu To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank
managar ban gaya
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 850 views
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