Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 914 views
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