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Pathan

Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya K Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chalay To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan Kam Ho Jayega.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki: Wazan To Kam Ho Gayi Magar 1 Problm Ho Gayee.

Dr: Wat Problm.

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar Se 1100km Door Pohanch Gya H

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
funny


Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

Socho Socho,

??????

Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sabzi waala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do :P ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A song 4 You!

A song 4 You!

Agar Tum Mil Jao

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Tumhari Taangein Torr Deingy hum.

Tumhain Paa Kar. Tumharay Peechay Kutty Chor Daingy hum.

Bas Tum Mil Jaao.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Me samja k

Me samja k wo mujh koi SONG suna rahe hai FARAZ

magar us na

Va Gujra va.
Va Gujra va.

keh k apne bhai ko bula liy :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jawab Phool Se Do

Jab tumhe koi thappar bhi maray

to uska jawab phool se do

Magar phool qabrustan ja kar he dena :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sabzi Wala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do :P ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
DOn K Message Ka Intizaar Tou

DOn K Message Ka Intizaar Tou

11 Mulko’n Ki Larkian Kar Rahi Ha

Magar

DOn Sirf Tum Ko Message Karta Ha.
Kio K,


DOn ChOkra Baz Ha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Customer To Banker

Customer To Banker:
Agar Mian Aaj Cheq Deposit Karwata Hu Tou Kab Tak Clear Ho Jaye Ga?
Banker: Sir 2, 3 Din Lagay Gay.
Customer: Dono Banks Amnay Samnay Hain Phir Itnay Din Kio?
Banker: Sir Procedure Tou Follow Karna Parta Ha..
Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Gay,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay?
Customer: Lanat Teri Misal Pay Manhoos :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kia ap ne kbi VCR Ki reel

Kia ap ne kbi VCR Ki reel ko 100 Ke Nye Not Se saf kia hy?

tv k chanel gol buton se ghuma K Change Kia?

cassete Ki reel Ko Pencil se ghuma Kar reverse Kia?

gol phone set use Kia?

Hawa Hawa, Gana suna hy?

10Rs rent Pe geet Mala dekha hy?

6 ki pepsi,1ka pan,4ane ki chalia athani ka nan khaya hy?

8pm pe guest house drama dekha?

Kisi Ki Shadi me Suzuki Bhar K Gye hain?

Agar in sab Ka jwab YES hy To Manlen K Aap Budhy ho Gaye Hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Fruit Ka Thaila Lagana Shuroo Kar Do

Agar Tum Chaho K Tumhary Paas Hamaisha Lougon Ka Hajoom Rahay.
To ?
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Tou Fruit Ka Thaila Lagana Shuroo Kar Do.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Customer To Banker

Agar Mian Aaj Cheq Deposit Karwata Hu Tou Kab Tak Clear Ho Jaye Ga?
Banker: Sir 2, 3 Din Lagay Gay.
Customer: Dono Banks Amnay Samnay Hain Phir Itnay Din Kio?
Banker: Sir Procedure Tou Follow Karna Parta Ha..
Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Gay,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay?
Customer: Lanat Teri Misal Pay Manhoos :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Doctor Sahib

Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya Ke Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chale To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan kam Ho Jaye Ga. 1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki, Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya Hy Magar 1 Problem Ho Gayi Dr: What problem. Pathan:...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jawab Phool Se Do

Jab tumhe koi thappar bhi maray

to uska jawab phool se do

Magar phool qabrustan ja kar he dena :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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