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Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wo mujh se kehte thi teri zindagi ku janat bana dun gi
magar banani us ku daal bi nai aati
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to ap mujhy kia dain gy?
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Husband : halka sa Dhaaakaaaa
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Mohabbat
ISHQ
Pyar
ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai
Mummy Ki Chappal.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ladke agar ameer ban jaye,
toh bigad jate hain
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ladkiya agr bigad jati hai toh
ameer ban jati hai..:P:P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the..:p:p
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aik bewakoof ne apne dost se kaha : Main ne aaj railway walon ko bohat dhoka dia hai. Dost : acha woh kese ? Bewakoof : woh aise ke main ne wapsi ka tiket to khareed lea hai magar wapis geya hi nahin...
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai?
Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga
sir
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: sab log kyu bhaag rahe hai?
Banta: yeh race hai. jo jeetega use prize milega
Santa: agar sirf jeetnewaale ko prize milega to itne
log kyu bhaaga rahe hai?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa
interest ke loan denge.
customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste
dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye To Is Yakeen
k Saath Aansu Saaf karna
k Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?
Pati: Ek second ki tarah.
Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?
Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.
Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh
Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.
1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.
Dr: wat problm.
Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya h
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan Funny Jokes
Pathan boht deir se apni hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha larki sharma k,
kya dekh rhe ho khan: hum soch rha tha k agar tm hmara ammi hota to hm b khobsurat hota:-)
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)