Search Results for 'Jungle'

Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle

Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle. Tourist: How do we escape if lion comes now? Santa: Give right indicator and turn left.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

To jungle ka kya haal hota ?

Student: Wohi Jo Aaj Pakistan Ka Hai .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan in jungle

Pathan: Main Ek Baar Jungle Mein Susu Karne Gaya Toh Waha Per Sher Tha.
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Sardar: Phir Kya Hua?

Pathan: Maine Sher Se Kaha, Pehle Tum Karlo, Mera Toh Ho Gaya Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sher He Karega

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,

"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,

"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
chod do nasha

Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai. Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha Fir bola, bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt [...]

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
James Bond Met A Dog

Once James Bond Met A Dog
In A Jungle & Said

I Am Bond…!! James Bond…!!

& The Dog Bites Him
& Replies

I Am Kutta…!! Pagal Kutta…!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tu Bhi Pathan Nikla

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Karne Jungle Mein Gaya!

Chor Yar Tu Bhi Pathan Nikla
Joke To Oper Hi Khatam Hogyaa Hta…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

Sardar Was Driving A Jeep In Jungle

Tourist:
If Lion Comes Very Close To Us
Then How Can We Escape?

Sardar Jee :
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Niddo Piya Karo

1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
K Us Ne Daikha K 1 Sanp Drakht Par Latka Hua Hai…

Sardar:NIDDO Piya Karo…
Sirf Latakne Se Height Nai Barhti;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mujh se panga mat lo apun

1st boy : mujh se panga mat lo apun sher da puttar hai.
2nd boy : yar ek bat to batao. sher ghar aya tha ya aunty jungle gaee thein.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mitti Tune Dali Hai

2 Srdar Jungle Me The
Samne Sher Aya

1 Sher Ki Ankh Me Mitti Dalke
Bhagte Hue Chilaya:
Abe Bagh

2nd:Mai Kyu Bhagu?
Mitti Tune Dali Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Sardar Passing Through A Jungle

A Sardar Passing Through A Jungle
Churail Stops Him And Says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Haa Main Churail Hun..!

Sardar: Janta Hun Salii
Tere Aik Behan Mere Ghar Main Bhi Hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Niddo Piya Karo

1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
K Us Ne Daikha K
1 Sanp Drakht Par Latka Hua Hai…

Sardar:
NIDDO Piya Karo…
Sirf Latakne Se Height Nai Barhti;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

Sardar Was Driving A Jeep In Jungle

Tourist:
If Lion Comes Very Close To Us
Then How Can We Escape?

Sardar Jee :
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A drunk guy took a cat home

A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)