Sher He Karega

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,

"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,

"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 632 views
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