pathan in jungle
Pathan: Main Ek Baar Jungle Mein Susu Karne Gaya Toh Waha Per Sher Tha.
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Sardar: Phir Kya Hua?
Pathan: Maine Sher Se Kaha, Pehle Tum Karlo, Mera Toh Ho Gaya Hai.
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