Give Right Indicator And Turn Left
Sardar Was Driving A Jeep In Jungle
Tourist:
If Lion Comes Very Close To Us
Then How Can We Escape?
Sardar Jee :
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views
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