James Bond Met A Dog
Once James Bond Met A Dog
In A Jungle & Said
I Am Bond…!! James Bond…!!
& The Dog Bites Him
& Replies
I Am Kutta…!! Pagal Kutta…!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 576 views
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I Love U Jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murgi:
Haye Allah Sachi,
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"kiya karaye par pani firna"
student-very simple
jese hi mene toilet ka flush chalaya, mere kiye karaye par pani fir gaya
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