Niddo Piya Karo
1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
K Us Ne Daikha K 1 Sanp Drakht Par Latka Hua Hai…
Sardar:NIDDO Piya Karo…
Sirf Latakne Se Height Nai Barhti;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1024 views
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Sardar: “Hota hai”
Frog: Nahi hota nahi hota
(& jumps in water)
Sardar: “Lo, is mai khudkushi karne wali kia baat thi”?:-):-D
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Santa- “Kal aapne apne bache ko bahut pita|
Aakhir aisi kya baat ho gayi thi usse?”
Banta- “Darhasal do din baad us badmaash ka result nikalne waala hai aur mai aaj hi ek mahine ke tour par jaa raha hu|
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha-Mis Mai apko kesa lgta hu
M:so sweet
B:To mai apne mumy-papa ko apk ghr kb beju
M-vo Q
B-taki vo hmari bat age chlaye
M-ye kya bkwas h
B-tution k liye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Kuri:
Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa
aglay din wo larki bhag gai
Sardar: kam ta kuri ne changa nai kita par sigi oh NAJOMI !!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Went 2 Temple
Seein D People Puttin Coins In 2 d Box
Sardar Said:
Wah!!Its Amazin..
People Talkin 2 GOD Thro
Coin Phone Without Reciever!
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Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main Teesre(3rd) Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha . . .
Banta: Tou Phir Bach Gaya Ya Mar Gaya. . . ?
Santa: Yaad Nahi Hai Bohat Purani Baat Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa called wife: Mai ghar der se aaunga!
Car ka steering, gear, sab chori ho gaya hai.
Samajh me nahi ata, Gaadi kaise leke jaaun.
Aftr 5 mnt he called again: Mai aa raha hu, pehle pichli seat pe baith Gaya tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa chhilke k sath Kela kha raha tha.
Banta: chhilka to utar de...
Santa: kya jarurat hai, mujhe pata hai ki andar KELA hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher- Tumhaare Ghar mein Sab se Chhota Kaun hai?? Student- Mere Papa.. Teacher- Wo Kaise??
Student- Wo Aaj bhi Mummy ke Saath Sote hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)