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Drinkers Gang

Drinkers Gang- Aaj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samne wale 3 ped 6 nhi dikhte
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Bar owner-bas kro kamino, samne 1 hi ped hai.

Ab kya jungle
banaoge :-D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar tum ek jungle

Sir: Agar tum ek jungle main ho, aur vahaan pe ek sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main ped par chadhunga...

Sir: Agar wo sher ped par bhi aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main Paani main kud jayunga...

Sir: Agar wo Paani main bhi aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
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Boy: Kaminey tu Meri side se hai, Ya Sher ke..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 sardar or unki 1 sister

?2 sardar or unki 1 sister jungle se ja rhe the Itne me daku ka kafila aya aur unki behen ko utha k le gya

Sardr-Aj didi na hoti to hamare sare paise lut jate.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Jungle Mein Mor Aur Morni

Ek Jungle Mein Mor Aur Morni Bethe The, Mor Ka Man Morni Ko Kiss Karne Ka Kiya,
Mor Morni Ko Kiss Karne Hi Laga, Ki

Morni Use Rok Ke Idhar-Udhar Dekhne Lagi, To Mor Ne Puchha,

Mor: “ Kya Hua Janu? ”

Morni: “ Dekh Rahi Hoon Aas-Pass Discovery Wale To Nahi Hai Saale ‘MMS’ Bana LeteHain “

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bacha mummy se

Ek bacha mummy se pitne k baad,
Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho ?

Papa- Nahi beta

Bacha- Phir aap itna khofnaak item kahan se pakad laye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ne jungle me poti krdi

Pathan ne jungle me poti krdi Police:tmne ye board nai parha k poti krna skht mana hy

Pathan: O yara humne sakht nai naram ki hy,ungli mar k dekhlo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik afriqi apne khandan k sath

Aik afriqi apne khandan k sath jungle main rehta tha.

Aik din usey jungle se aik shisha mila.

Woh samjha k us k baap ki tasveer hai.

Woh usey apne ghar le gaya Or us se roz batain karne laga.

Uski bivi ko shak hoa.Aik din shohar ki gher mojudgi main usne shisha nikala

or apna aks dekh k boli"acha to yeh hai woh kalmoi jis se mera shohar batyn karta tha

"usne shisha apni sas ko dikhaya to sas ne kaha k"khair hy,budhi hy jald mar jaegi":-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tufani andheri raat me 12 baje

Tufani andheri raat me 12 baje Kabristan kejungle me 1 bhoot dusrebhoot ko samjha raha tha………….”Ghabra mat, sab vaham hai – Koi Rajnikant vajnikant nahi hota”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.

Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.

Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat

MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.

Banta: Phir kya hua?

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.

Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar

Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye.

Sahmne se ek Sher aa gya.

Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag."

Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Razzi (few years ago!)
Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle

Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle. Tourist: How do we escape if lion comes now? Santa: Give right indicator and turn left.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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