A drunk guy took a cat home
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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