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sanata babata

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta: Kaise jale

Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.

Banta: To?

Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Desh Aur Videsh

Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?

Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pichli Seat Pe Baith Gaya Tha

Santa called wife: Mai ghar der se aaunga!

Car ka steering, gear, sab chori ho gaya hai.

Samajh me nahi ata, Gaadi kaise leke jaaun.

Aftr 5 mnt he called again: Mai aa raha hu, pehle pichli seat pe baith Gaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kitne Saal Ki Guarantee Hai

Santa: Aam kaise diye
Fruitwala: 80 per Kg

Santa: Mehnge hai

Fruitwala: Lekin guarantee se mithe hai

Santa: Kitne saal ki guarantee hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dono Me Angoor Nahi Lagte

Dono Me Angoor Nahi Lagte
Teacher To Santa :Batao

Pineapple Aur Coconut Ke Tree Me Kya Similarty Hai?

Santa Kafi Der Sochne K Baad :Madam! Dono me Angoor Nahi Lagte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho

Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho
Train chali, Santa ek dibbe mai chadh gaya

TT bola: kyun praaji, nazar nahi aati, ye ladies dibba hai

Santa: Sorry ji, mujhe laga aap mard ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naam Kisi Aur Ka

Naam Kisi Aur Ka

Santa Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy...

Santa Ki Ladki: I'm A Complan Girl....

Santa to Jeeto: Dekho ji, Mehnat Humne Kiya aur Naam Kisi aur Ka

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Humara Ghar To Ground Floor Par Hai

Humara Ghar To Ground Floor Par Hai

Santa ka student raste pe jate hue Santa se poocha, "Sir! Apko lift chahiye kya?"

Santa ne thoda sochke kaha, "Nahi, humara ghar to Ground floor par hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pe Ek Free Hai

Santa: Mere Father ka dehant ho gaya akhbaar me Shok Sandesh dena hai
Banta: Aap Hindustan Kesari me de.

isme abhi ek pe ek FREE hai. Aap ke father ke sath aapka free me chhap denge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere 50 Rs Wapas Dedo

Mere 50 Rs Wapas Dedo
Sante ek sadhu se mila.

Sadhu:Kuchh daan karo bachcha.
Santa ne 50 Rs. de dia

SADHU Khush ho ke:Mang beta, kya chahiye?

Santa:Baba, mere 50 Rs wapas dedo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cyclone Kise Kahte Hai

Cyclone Kise Kahte Hai

Ques: Cyclone kise kahte hai

Santa- cycle kharidane k liye jo
loan lete hai
use cyclone kahte hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi

Santa Apne Office Se Chori Se Jaldi Ghar Gaya,

Waha Usne Apni Biwi Ko Boss Ke Sath Mast Wali Harkate Karte Dekha,

Wo Bhag Ke Office Wapis Office Pahuncha Aur Man Hi Man Mein Socha

Santa: Baap Re Baap! Aaj Boss Dekh Leta To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi

Santa Apne Office Se Chori Se Jaldi Ghar Gaya,

Waha Usne Apni Biwi Ko Boss Ke Sath Mast Wali Harkate Karte Dekha,

Wo Bhag Ke Office Wapis Office Pahuncha Aur Man Hi Man Mein Socha

Santa:Baap Re Baap! Aaj Boss Dekh Leta To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hdfc Ka Malik

Teacher : Tere Papa kya karte hain

Santa:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai

Teacher: Wah Wah HDFC Bank ke Malik hain

Santa: Nahi Sir,
Hiralal Dahi Bade & Faluda Center ke Malik hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kabristaan Me Smoking

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha

Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,

Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai

Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)