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Ise Aap Modern Art Kehte Hai?

Santa Art Gallery Mein Jata Hai Aur Ek Tasveer Dekhkar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahta Hai.

Santa: “Ye Bhayanak Tasveer Ko
Aap Modern Art Kehte Hai?”
Maalik: “Mere Baap Tu Dimag Mat Laga Ghar Ja, Ye Aaina Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Meri Pyari Madam

Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Ke Bachho Ko My Teacher Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha

Thodi Der Baad Santa Ne Uth Kar Poocha

Santa: “Madam, Mast Item Ko English Mein Kya Kahate Hai?‘

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hum Sardaro Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte

Santa Tv Kharidne Ek Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola
Santa: “Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?”
Dukandaar: “Hum Sardaro Ko

Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte”
Santa Bada Hairan Hua Par Chup Chap Vapis Chala Gaya Par Ek

Mahine Baad Clean Shave Karva Kar Fir Usi Dukan Par Gaya Aur Bola

Santa: “Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?”
Dukandaar: “Ji, Ham Sardaron Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte”

Santa Phir Ek Mahine Baad Full Angrej Banke Usi Ke Pass Ja Pahuncha Aur Angreji Mein Bola
Santa: “What’s The Cost Of That Tv?”

Dukandaar: “Ham Sardaron Ko Koi Cheez Nahi Bechte”
Santa Gusse Mein Aa Gaya Aur Galiya Deta Hua Bola: “Saale,

Tujhe Kaise Pata Chal Jata Hai Ke Main Sardar Hoon?”

Dukandaar: “Kyon Ke Ye Tv Nahi Microwave Oven Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Le Tu Hi Bujha Le

Santa Ne Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Phook Maari To Uske Piche Se Poo Nikal Gayi,

Phir Phook Mari, Phir Se Poo Nikal Gayi,

Santa Gusse Mein Pichwada Ghumakar Bola: “Le Tu Hi Bujha Le…“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hawan Karvana Hai Party Nahi Deni

Bahut Sari Problem Aur Har Kaam Ulta Hone Ki Wajah Se Santa Ek Din Apne Ghar Mein Pandit Ko Bulaya

Pandit Kuch Der Ghar Mein Idhar Udhar Ghuma Aur Fir Santa Ko Hawan Karvane Ke Liye Bola

Pandit: “Apke Hawan Mein Kali Mata Ko Khush Karne Ke Liye 1 Daru Ki Botal, 1 Bakra Aur 5,000 Rupaye Lagenge”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “Hramkhor Maine Hawan Karna Hai, Kali Mata Ko Party Nahi Deni“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sadma Bhi Soch Samajh Kar Lo

Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha

Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola

Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya

Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di
35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua: “Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai”

20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya: “Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui”

Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla: “Shit, Main To Banta Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aise Message Receive Nahi Karne Chahiye

Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Ne Ek Din Santa Ko Bola

Preeto: “Oh Ji, Mere Mobile Mein Kisine, I Love You Ka Message Bheja Hai”

Santa Gusse Se: “Aise Message Receive Nahi Karne Chahiye, I Love You Too Likh Ke Wapas Bhej De Saale Ko“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi Ke Deewane To Bahut Hai

Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Ka Mobile Dekha Aur Bola

Santa: “Bhai Kya Baat Hai, Aaj Tere Mobile Pe Bade I Love You Ke Messages Aa Rahe Hai?”

Banta Khush Hote Hue Seena Tan Ke Bola: “Kuch Nahi Yaar, Aaj Biwi Ka Mobile Utha Ke Laya Hoon Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baat To Santa Ne Sahi Boli Thi

Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam Ne Us Se Puchha

Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”

Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke Baad Bola

Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hotel Wale Akhir Kyu Lootte Hai Humko

Santa Ek Din Shahar Ke Top Class Hotel Mein Khana Khane Gaya

Thodi Der Baad Jab Uska Order Aya To Usne Order Dekh Ke Waiter Ko Awaj Mari Aur Gusse Se Bola

Santa: “Waiterrrrrrrr, Chiken Biryani Mein Chiken Hi Nahi Hai?”

Waiter Bhi Sardar Ji The Bole: “Sahab, Gulab Jamun Mein Kaun Sa Gulab Aur Jaamun Hota Hain“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?

Class Mein Teacher Sabka Home Work Check Kar Raha Tha,
Jab Santa Ki Baari Aayi To

Teacher Ne Dekha Ki Usne Homework Nahi Kiya Hua To Vo Santa Ko Bola

Teacher: “Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?”

Santa Ne Bholepan Se Jawab Diya: “Sir, Kyunki Main To Hostel Mein Rahta Hu“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pata Nahi Ye Sala Dusara Kaun Hai?

Ek Admi Santa Se: “Kya Apne Kisi Se Pyar Kiya Hai?”

Santa: “Haan Kiya Hai Par Jab Bhi Us Se I Love You Kehta Hoon, To Wo Bolti Hai I Love You 2 Pata Nahi Ab Ye Sala Dusara Kaun Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aap To Antaryami Ho

Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.

Jyotish: “Tera Naam Santa Singh Hai?”

Santa: “Ji Maharaj”

Jyotish: “Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Ladka Hai?”

Santa: “Ji Maharaj”

Jyotish: “Tune Abhi 10 Kilo Chawal Kharide Hai?”

Santa: “Haan, Oye Aap To Antaryami Ho”

Jyotish: “Bete Agli Baar Aana, To Kundli Lana Ration Card Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?

Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Park Mein Baitha Tha.

Ek Budhe Ne Dekha Aur Santa Ko Bola.

Budha: “Bete, Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Ji Ye To Apni Patiala Wali Simmi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jooth Bolna To Paap Hai

Santa Ko Teen Bomb Mile, Police Ko Dene Chala.

Banta Santa Se Puchne Laga: “Agar Koi Bomb Raste Mein Fat Gaya To?”
Santa: “Jhuth Bole Denge Ke Do Hi Mile The“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)