Mere 50 Rs Wapas Dedo
Mere 50 Rs Wapas Dedo
Sante ek sadhu se mila.
Sadhu:Kuchh daan karo bachcha.
Santa ne 50 Rs. de dia
SADHU Khush ho ke:Mang beta, kya chahiye?
Santa:Baba, mere 50 Rs wapas dedo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 704 views
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