Santa: Mere Father ka dehant ho gaya akhbaar me Shok Sandesh dena hai
Banta: Aap Hindustan Kesari me de.

isme abhi ek pe ek FREE hai. Aap ke father ke sath aapka free me chhap denge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 568 views

Dekh teri girlfriend ko saanp kaat raha hai

Santa :- Dekh teri girlfriend ko saanp
kaat raha hai…
kuch to kar..
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Banta :- Abe wo kaat nhi rha…
Uska ‘Zeher’ khatam ho gya hai to wo
RECHARGE karwane aaya hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

That Angry Moment

That Angry Moment!
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Whn a small kid hits u widout any reason in front of his mom & u
cant do anything bt smile n say
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kitna cute hai (Sala kutta) :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji Ke Samose

3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye

Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye

Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai

1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye

Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....

Aisa karoge to main nahi jauga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me niyyat kerta hon bijli band kerne ki

Me niyyat kerta hon bijli band kerne ki .

Band kerni h poore 2 ghante k liye.
Hakoomat k zulm ghareeb awam per .

Haath mera switch ki tarraf.
*””O GAYEEEEE….”’*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

train ka name

Ager trains k naam Pakistani Actresses k naam pe
hotey tou khabrain aisi hotin:
Aaj Reema overload ho kr gai!!
Saima k neechay aa k aik banda halaak!!
Accident main Shahida Minni ki pichli bogi tabbah!!
Tez raftaari ki wja se LAILA patri se uter gai!!
Meera pe charhne waalon ki tadaad main izafa!!
Nirma chalte chalte band ho gai!!
Khushbu ki body change karne ka faisla!!
Nargis per ghair qanooni tor per charhey huay 7
afraad ko saza!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)