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Titanic was sinking

Titanic was sinking…

Santa: How far is the earth from here?

Banta: 1 kilometer.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: in which direction..?

Banta: Downwards !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa and Preeto

Santa: Preeto,
why do u luv a rose tht dies in a day,
but
don't luv me who dies for u everyday

Preeto:Haye ve Santeya!
Haye main marja!!
Kutteya,enni angreji=D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papa Ji To Bahut Sayane Nikle

Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha.

Pappu: “Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?”

Santa: “Abe, Teri Mummy Se”

Pappu: “Wah Papa, Ghar Mein Hi Setting Kar Li Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phaasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Jailer: Phaasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bus Accident Man Crying

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi Ka Gussa Hamesha Ke Liye Kaise Shant Kare

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai”

Banta: “Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti”

Santa: “Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?”

Banta Muskurate Hue: “Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Din Apna Checkup

Santa Ek Din Apna Checkup Karvane Ek Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.

Doctor: “Aur Snata Ji, Kaise Aana Hua?”

Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Kuch Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai, Liver Mein Bahut Jayada Dard Ho Raha Hai?”

Doctor: “Daaroo Peete Ho?”
Santa Khush Hote Hue Bola: “Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi Banana“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne 1 Intelligent sawal pucha

Santa ne 1 Intelligent sawal pucha,
or
Banta(Teacher)- bayhosh ho gaya!

Sawal tha...
BLACK is a color,
WHITE is a color
but,
BLACK & WHITE TV
is not a COLOR TV.
WHY?
WHY?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Sharab pite pite

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?

Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.

Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ko Beta Hua

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye

Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega

Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black

Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,
Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki
Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja

Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja Khatkataya Aur Puchha

Sales-man: “Ji, Cockroch Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya?”

Santa: “Nahi, Hum Cockroch Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte, Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Car ki Battery change

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.

Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?

Santa: Nahin yaar,

Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:

Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)