Desh Aur Videsh

Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?

Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views
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