Santa Apne Office Se Chori Se Jaldi Ghar Gaya,

Waha Usne Apni Biwi Ko Boss Ke Sath Mast Wali Harkate Karte Dekha,

Wo Bhag Ke Office Wapis Office Pahuncha Aur Man Hi Man Mein Socha

Santa:Baap Re Baap! Aaj Boss Dekh Leta To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 729 views

To Aise Faisla Hota Court Mein

Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha, Case Ki Sunwai Shuru Hone Lagi To Wakeel Utha Aur Judge Se Bola.

Wakeel: “My Lord, Qanoon Ki Kitaab Ke Page Number 15 Ke Mutabiq Mere Muvakeel Ko Baizzat Bari Kiya Jaye”

Judge: “Kitaab Pesh Ki Jaye”
Kitaab Pesh Ki Gayi, Judge Ne Page Number 15 Khola To Usmein 1000 Ke 10 Note The.

Judge Muskurate Hue Bola: “Bahut Khoob, Is Tarha Ke 2 Saboot Aur Pesh Kiye Jaye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Judge Mujrim

Judge: Tmhari Akhri Wish?
Mujrim:Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
Nokia N97, 5 Crore Rupaye,
USA Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka
Haneymoon,
6-7 Bache Jo Aap Ko Nana Nana Kahen Or Mujhe Papa,
Or Main Un Sab Ki Shadi Karwa Dun,
Uske Baad Aap Jo Fesla 2 Mjhe Manzor Honga.
Judge: Ha Ha Ha… Meri Koi Beti Hi Nhi..Tango Saale Ko

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai?

Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai?
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Santa kafi der sochne ke baad bola
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"Kya Bolti Tu!":-:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Baby

Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Who Is The Male Of Duck?

Teacher:

Who Is The Male Of Duck?

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Sardar:

Frog

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Teacher:

Why?

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Sardar:

Because Frog Is

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“MANDUCK”:-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)