Search Results for 'santa'
Bank Manager:
Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai..
Santa:
Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai, to kyon de rahe ho?
Nahin chahiye!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: name diff types of cheese
Banta: Gouda …feta…bekhudhi …mozzarella …
Santa: wait a minute …what’s bekhudhi ???
Banta: hosh waalon ko khabarr kya bekhudhi kya cheese hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Aur Pankh Todkar Bola: “Udd Udd Udd Ja!”
Makkhi Nahi Uddi!
Santa Ne Fir 5 6 Baar Usko Udne Ko Bola, Par Wo Nahi Udi
Santa Ye Dekh Khush Hote Hue
Sath Bethe Santa Ko Bola
“Dekha, Isse Prove Hua Ki
Makkhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Bahri Ho Jati Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Badi Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Ek Bahut Bade Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Doctor Saab, Kya Aap Meri Sharaab Chhudva Sakte Ho?”
Doctor Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Haan Haan Bhai, Kyu Nahi”
Santa: “To Jaldi Se Chale Na, Police Ne Meri 20 Bottle Pakdi Hai Please Chhudva Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Bhaagta Hua Ghar Aaya Aur Hanfte Hue Apni Biwi Se Bola
Santa: “Ghar Ka Saara Keemati Samaan Chhupa Do, Mere Kuch
Dost Party Karne Aa Rahe Hain”
Preeto Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Kyun Aapke Dost Chura Lenge Kya?”Santa: “Nahi Pehchaan Lenge“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate.
Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Daily Chicken Banakar Khata Tha.
Chiken Ki Khushboo Se Preshan Hokar Angrezo Ne Paadri Se Shikayat Ki.
Paadri Ne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Samjhaya Ke Tum Christian Dharm Savikaar Kar Lo.
Santa Maan Gaya.
To Paadri Ne Santa Par Holy Water Chhidakte Hue Kaha: “You Born As A Sikh Now You Are A Christian”
Next Day Phir Santa Ke Ghar Se Chiken Ki Khushboo Aayi To Sab Angrej Uske Ghar Gaye To Dekha
Santa Chiken Par Holy Water Chhidak Raha Tha Aur Kah Raha Tha
Santa: “You Born As A Chicken But Now You Are Potato“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hindi teacher santa se: Woh ek sundar ladki khadi hai,
Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo.
Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa soote waqt
Do glass rakhte hai,
Ek mein paani sur ek
Khaali why?
Socho?
Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti
Hai aur nahi bhi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha.
Santa: “Arey Vo Tera Chota Bhai Aajkal Kya Kar Raha Hai?”
Banta: “Kuch Din Pehle Ek Dukan Kholi Thi, Par Ab Jail Mein Hai”
Santa Hairani Se: “Wo Kyun?”
Banta: “Yaar, Dukan Hathode Se Kholi Thi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Railway Interviewer To Santa.
Interviewer: “Agar Do Gaadiyaan
Ek Line Pe Aa Gayi To Kya Karoge?”
Santa: “Jee, Red Light Dikhaunga”
Interviewer: “Red Light Na Ho To?”
Santa: “Torch Dikhaunga”
Interviewer: “Torch Na Ho To?”
Santa: “Apni Red Shirt Utaar Kar Dikhaunga”
Interviewer: “Shirt Bhi Red Na Hui To?”
Santa: “Fir Main Apne Bua Ke Ladke Ko Bulaunga”
Interviewer Hairani Se: “Wo Kyun?”
Santa: “Jee, Usne Kabhi Trainon Ki Takkar Nahi Dekhi Na“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here -
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Delhi Se Mumbai Apne Ek Dost Ke Paas Gaya To Dost Ne Haal Chaal Puchha.
Santa Dukhi Hote Hue Bola: “Kya Batau Yaar, Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hi Nahin Aayee, Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi”?
Dost: “To Exchange Kyun Nahi Ki Seat”
Santa: “Arrey Bewakoof, Kis Se Karta, Neeche Ki Seat Pe To Koi Bhi Nahi Tha“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Bijli Office Phone Kara Aur Jaldi Se Bola.
“Jaldi Se Model Town Ki Light Kaat Do”
Bijli Wala Hairani Se: “Kyu Sir?”
Santa: “Wo Yaar Mere Dimag Mein Ek Nayi Mast Wali Gaali Aayi Hai, Wo Tumko Deni Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jailer- Tum jail me kuyn ho?
Santa- Maine Bank Luta. Lekin Paise wahi ginane lag gaya Qki waha likha tha Counter Chhodne se pehale paisa Gin lo
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)