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Abey chup baith

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Teacher Behosh Ho Gaya

Santa ne ek question puchha aur Teacher behosh ho gaya.

Question was:
BLACK is a colour
White is also a colour

But BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOUR TV

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apne Option Hi Nahi Dia

Apne Option Hi Nahi Dia!
KBC me Amitabh to Santa - Wat's ur father's name?

Santa khamosh baitha raha
Amitabh- Jawaab dijiye!
Santa- Sir, apne option hi nahi dia!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Butterfly Dekhni Hai

Butterfly Dekhni Hai
Santa was Throwing Pieces of
Butter Out Of The Window

Jeeto : Kya kar rahe ho tussi?
Santa : Ojee, Mujhe Butterfly dekhni hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gaane Tu Akela Sun Rahe Ho

Gaane Tu Akela Sune
In an aeroplane Santa was trying to snatch the headphone from the Pilot

Pilot:What r u doing?
Santa:Ticket Hum Dein, Aur Gaane Tu Akela Sun rahe ho!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj Light Khana

Aaj Light Khana
Santa standing below a tubelight with an open mouth
WHY??

Coz his doctor advised him, "Pet me dard hai to aaj light khana"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Matlab bata

Santa: I am going ka kya matlab hota Hai….?
Banta: Main Jaa Raha hoon.

Santa: Aise to tera bap bhi nahi Ja sakta PehLe MatLab Bata.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Cheating

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay. :p :D

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
MIss-Call

Santa: Miss Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Raat Ko Call Kiya Tha,

Miss: Nahi

Santa: Yeh Tho Kamal Ho Gya Hai,

Subha Jab Mein Utha Tho Mere Mobile Par Likha Tha

Miss Call :o :D

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Naag! Do Not Punch Me

Naag! Do Not Punch Me
Santa:Do You Know English?

Banta:Yes

Santa:Ok! Tell me What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchmi?
Banta:So Simple Yar, Naag! Do Not Punch Me

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Train Kaun Si Nayi Hai

TTE Asked To Sardar : Ticket Dikhao

Santa : Ye Lo Dekho

TTE : Ye To Purani Hai

Santa : To Ye Train Bhi Kaunsi Nayi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Army Ka Interview Dene Gaya

Santa Army ka Interview dene gaya
Army Man:Agar Maidan Mein

Tumhare Paas Goliyan Khatam Ho Jaye To Kya Karoge?

Santa:Janab, Mein Awazen Nikalunga ... Dhishkoon ... Dishkoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Meri Toh Ho Gayi Hai

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.

Banta: Phir kya hua?

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.

Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)