Kitne Saal Ki Guarantee Hai
Santa: Aam kaise diye
Fruitwala: 80 per Kg
Santa: Mehnge hai
Fruitwala: Lekin guarantee se mithe hai
Santa: Kitne saal ki guarantee hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1231 views
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Jeeto: Ek dum.
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