Kitne Saal Ki Guarantee Hai

Santa: Aam kaise diye
Fruitwala: 80 per Kg

Santa: Mehnge hai

Fruitwala: Lekin guarantee se mithe hai

Santa: Kitne saal ki guarantee hai?

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