Santa: Aam kaise diye
Fruitwala: 80 per Kg

Santa: Mehnge hai

Fruitwala: Lekin guarantee se mithe hai

Santa: Kitne saal ki guarantee hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1232 views

Funny Sardar omelet banane

Funny Sardar omelet banane ke liye anda fodta hai. Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.

Funny Sardar: Kamal hai ji! Aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karvane lagi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patni- Mobile,

Patni- Mobile,
Pati- Sim Card,
Dono Mile To Hua Reacharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hue To Outgoing,
Two in One Hua To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Nahi Hua To Network Problem.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan to maulvi

Molvi pathan se: sana aati hai?
Pathan :sana to nahein aati par us ki choti behn saba aati hai.

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)

3 peoples

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein
kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise
bol pada? .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)