Search Results for 'santa'

Santa went to temple

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Oye!what R U doing?

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by thi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ghr Nhi A Sakunga

Santa apne dost k ghr se apne ghar janelaga to bahar barish ho rahi thi . .

Dost: aj mere pas hi rok jao barish bohattez he
Santa :ok Dost ne bistar lagaya or dkha to santa
ghayabtha.

1 ghante bad santa bheegta hua aya or kehne laga Yaara me ghr walo ko btane gaya tha k aj barish ki waja se me ghr nhi a
sakunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If a lion attacks

Santa- If a lion attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife, whom would u save ?


Mr. Bean- The lion of course !=))

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
parwah nahi karte

Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
ladki phasani ati hay

Santa: ladki phasani ati hay
Banta: nahi
Santa: 1 kagaz ka jahaz bana, use class me uda
Jab Mam puche to ladki
ka nam laga de
BAS FAS GAI LADKI

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mere BV Zero meter hai.

Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai.

Banta: Tujhe kese pta?

Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne check kr k muje Batya tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa raat ko sharab k nashe main Ghar aya

Santa raat ko sharab k nashe main Ghar aya:

Us ne apni BV ko Banta K sath sex karte dekh lya

Aftr much thinking Santa bola
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“Oh sorry main Samjha mera ghar hy”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha

Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:

Kya Main Agle Janam Main
Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?

Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya:
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
My wife died yesterday

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa To Rikshaw Wala

Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya… ?

Rikshaw Wala: …Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon

Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash Khelty Hyn

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein

TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho …
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa.

Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hath me ye kya hai?

Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)