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Aap To Antaryami Ho Maharaj

Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.

Jyotish: Tera Naam Santa Singh Hai?

Santa: Ji Maharaj

Jyotish: Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Ladka Hai?

Santa: ji Maharaj

Jyotish: Tune Abhi 10 Kilo Chawal Kharide Hai?

Santa: Haan, Oye Aap To Antaryami Ho

Jyotish: Bete Agli Baar Aana, To Kundli Lana Ration Card Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Papa Ka Vibration Mode

Santa sardi lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska beta doctor ko phone karta hai.

Doctor: Kya hua?

Son: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aap Kahan The Bhagwan

Sardar train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.

Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
Sardar: Tusi kon ho Ji?

Avaz aayi: Bhagwan.

Sardar: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa Ulti Kaise Ho Gayi

Teacher : Santa batao M for kya hota hai?

Santa : Sir, Mother!

Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?

Santa kuch sochne lagta hai

Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?

Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Because Of A Power Failure

Colleague: “Sorry I’m Late, I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hours Because Of A Power Failure.”

Santa: “That’s Alright, Me Too I Got Stuck On The Escalator For 3 Hours“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa bar bar apni windows ka Pasword

santa bar bar apni windows ka
Pasword bhool jata tha.
Ek baar usne socha
Mein apni windows ka Password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu.


Usne password rakha INCORRECT
Ab jab bhi wo ghalat pasword enter karta

Computer usey khud bata deta
“Your pasword is Incorrect”

Santa Rocked. Computer Shocked…
Oye Balle Balle

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya

Santa Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya.

Mechanic Bola: “Sahab, Exide Ki Daal Doon?”

Santa: “Nahi Yaar, Dono Side Ki Daal De Warna Phir Problem Ho Jayegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ( to his son )

* Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!

Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein
Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha.

Pappu: “Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai?”
Santa: “Very Long Likh De Beta“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: santa, batao ki jawani

Teacher: santa, batao ki jawani aur budhape me kya fark hai? ? ?

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santa: teacher g , jawani main mobile mai hasino ke number

hote hai aur budhape me haqimo ke.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Pappu Ke Saath

Santa Pappu Ke Saath Bazar Ja Raha Tha To Kuch Dekh Kar Bola.

Santa: “Beta, Sharab Kabhi Mat Peena, Warna Wo Jo Do Aadmi Ja Rahe Hai, Wo Tumhe Chaar Nazar Aayenge”

Pappu: “Lekin Papa, Wo To Ek Hi Aadmi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Effect of Aashiqui-2

Effect of Aashiqui-2
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Banta- Sun raha hai na tu.....
Dho raha hu main .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Apni Bakri Ko Bus Mein Le

Santa Apni Bakri Ko Bus Mein Le Ke Gaanv Jaane Laga To Conductor Ne Mana Kar Diya.

Santa Ne Dimag Chalaya Aur Bakri Ko Burkha Pahna Ke Bus Mein Le Gaya Aur Conductor Se Bola

Santa: “Ye Meri Naani Ji Hai Budhape Ke Karan Jhuk Gayi Hai”

Thodi Der Baad Bakri Ne Potty Kar Di, Conductor Ne Dekha Aur Chilla Kar Bola

Conductor: “Sardar Ji, Aapki Nani Ki Rudraaksh Ki Maala Toot Gayi.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Chemist Shop Par Gaya

Santa Chemist Shop Par Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola

Santa: “Mujhe Apne 4 Saal Ke Bete Ke Liye Vitamins Chahiye?”

Dukandar: “Sir Konsa, Vitamin A, B Or C?”

Santa: “Abe Koi Sa Bhi De De, Usko Abhi ABC Nahi Aati“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sometimes Santa Also Rocks

Santa Ka Padosi Mulla Ek Din Us Se Bola

Mulla: “Tera Birthday Kab Hai?”
Santa: “Agle Hafte, Kyu?”

Mulla: “Tujhe Parde Gift Karne Hai, Teri Wife Ko Tere Saath romance Karte Hue Dekh-Dekh Ke Bore Ho Gaya Hoon”

Santa Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Tera Birthday Kab Hai?”

Mulla: “Agle Mahine, Kyu?”
Santa: “Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni Hai, Taki Tu Ye Dekh Sake Ki Wife Kiski Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)