Pichli Seat Pe Baith Gaya Tha
Santa called wife: Mai ghar der se aaunga!
Car ka steering, gear, sab chori ho gaya hai.
Samajh me nahi ata, Gaadi kaise leke jaaun.
Aftr 5 mnt he called again: Mai aa raha hu, pehle pichli seat pe baith Gaya tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 847 views
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