Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho

Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho
Train chali, Santa ek dibbe mai chadh gaya

TT bola: kyun praaji, nazar nahi aati, ye ladies dibba hai

Santa: Sorry ji, mujhe laga aap mard ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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