Santa Apne Office Se Chori Se Jaldi Ghar Gaya,

Waha Usne Apni Biwi Ko Boss Ke Sath Mast Wali Harkate Karte Dekha,

Wo Bhag Ke Office Wapis Office Pahuncha Aur Man Hi Man Mein Socha

Santa: Baap Re Baap! Aaj Boss Dekh Leta To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 951 views

free gift do

Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bohat Pyar Karta hun

Main Tumse Bohat Pyar krta hu
Main tume New Ghar le k dun ga
Me Tumhe New Gaari le k dun ga
Hum bhag k shadi kar le ge
Bas Mera Metric ka result aane do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye

Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,

Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,

Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,

Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?

Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,

Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek molvi sahab jalsey mein taqreer ker rahey they

Ek molvi sahab jalsey mein taqreer ker rahey they “Ey musalmano, aaj kal cable per bohat kharab channel chal rahey hein”

Ek shakhs uth ker khara khara hua or kehney laga, “Molvi sahab, apna taar check kerwayein, hamarey ghar par channel bilkul saaf or theek chal rahey hein”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek bachay ka school me

Ek bachay ka school me addmisssion hua

Teacher: Bataoo Somnaath ka butt kis ne toora?

Student: Miss! Qasam sey mai ne nahi toora, mera to aaj 1st day hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)