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1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko

1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko
Rasi Se Bandh Kr Leja Rha Tha
Ye Dekh Kr Ek Pathan Has-Has Kr Lotpot Hogya

Or Kehny Laga:
Ek Rassi Ko Le Jany K Liye
Do Do Truck

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek Train Ulatne Ka Case Adalat

Ek Train Ulatne Ka Case Adalat Me Tha Train Ka Driver Jo K Pathan Tha Us Se Pocha K Tum Ne Train Patri Se Q Utari?

Pathan: Oo Yaara 1 Banda Samne Aa Gaya Tha Brake Maarne Ka Time Nahi Tha. Humara Officer Ne Bola K Is K Uppar Charha Do.

Wakel: Phir?

Pathan: Wo Banda Patri Se Uttar Gaya… ;-(

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ham 25 Bhen Bhai Hain

Pathan; Ham 25 Bhen Bhai Hain,

Girl; Keya Tumahre Ghar
Family Planing Wale Nahi Aye.?

Pathan; Aya Tha Madarsa Samajh K Wapas Chala Gaya…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1 Pathan & Uski B.V Riksha Me Aakar Bethe,

1 Pathan & Uski B.V Riksha Me Aakar Bethe,
Driver Ne Shesha Set Kia,
Pathan Chillaya Bola:
Tum Hamara B.V Ko Dekhta Hay!

Tum Peechay Betho Riksha Hum Chalaiga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon

Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha

Pathan: Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
If Paratha & Pizza Is Dropped

Sardar To An Pathan:
If Paratha & Pizza Is Dropped From A 90 Feet Building,
Which Will Reach Da Ground First?

Pathan: Pizza, Bcoz It’s Fast Food!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Judge: Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aarhe Ho

Judge: Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aarhe Ho, Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati?

Pathan: Tum Roz Aata Hai,T
Tumko Aati Hai Kya??

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: Radio Or Akhbar Main Kia Farq Hai?

Teacher: Radio Or Akhbar Main Kia Farq Hai?

Pathan (Bohat Soch K):
Dekho Madam,
Akhbar Mein Hum Rotiyan La Sakta Hai,
Magar Radio Mein Nahi…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Tumne Molvi Saab Se Kaan Mein Kia Pocha

Dost Pathan Se:
Tumne Molvi Saab Se Kaan
Mein Kia Pocha K Unho Ne Tumhain Thpar Mar Dia?

Pathan Bola :
Kuch B Nahi Maine To Sirf
Ye Pocha K 14 August Ki Namaz Kaha Hogi ?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan: Halwai Se

Pathan: Halwai Se,
Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bna Rhy Ho!

Halwai: Bare Fakhar Se
30 Saal Se,

Pathan: Lakh Di Lanat E
Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Girl Pathan Se

Girl Pathan Se:
Jab Aap Ke Pas Mobile Hai Aur Mere Pas Bhi Hai
To Ap Ne Letter Kion Bheja?

Pathan:
O Hum Ne Tumko Cal Kia Tha
Us Mein Larki Boli
Plz-Try-Letter

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya

Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya
Girl Friend:
Ap Oil Mein Kyun Nahaye?

Pathan:
Meine Suna Tha K
‘Har Cheez Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai’

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
To Be Consistent With The Popular Trait

To Be Consistent With The Popular Trait, N.W.F.P
(No Women For Pathan)
Has Been Re-Named
Khyber Pakhtunkhua – K.P.K
(Khan Pay Khan)
An Admirable Decision ;D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1 Cheeni Hospital Me Tha

1 Cheeni Hospital Me Tha.
1 Pathan Us Ko Dekhne Gaya
Cheeni Ne Kaha,

“CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA”
Or Mar Gaya.

Pathan Ne Socha K Koi
Raz Bataya Hai Wo In Lafzon Ka Matlab
Maloom Krne K Liye China Gaya.

In Lafzo Ka Matlab Ye Tha,
“Kuttay K Bachay
Oxygen K Pipe Se Pair Hata“

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan Was Kissing A Girl Inside A Car.

Pathan Was Kissing A Girl Inside A Car.

Police:Kya Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan:Nazar Nhi Aa Rha?

Police:Meri Bari Kb Ae Gi?

Pathan:Is Larki K Baad.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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