Pathan Was Kissing A Girl Inside A Car.

Pathan Was Kissing A Girl Inside A Car.

Police:Kya Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan:Nazar Nhi Aa Rha?

Police:Meri Bari Kb Ae Gi?

Pathan:Is Larki K Baad.

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