Pathan: Halwai Se
Pathan: Halwai Se,
Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bna Rhy Ho!
Halwai: Bare Fakhar Se
30 Saal Se,
Pathan: Lakh Di Lanat E
Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 934 views
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