Ham 25 Bhen Bhai Hain

Pathan; Ham 25 Bhen Bhai Hain,

Girl; Keya Tumahre Ghar
Family Planing Wale Nahi Aye.?

Pathan; Aya Tha Madarsa Samajh K Wapas Chala Gaya…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 568 views
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