Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha

Pathan: Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 880 views

Daddy, 4+3 how much?

Son: Daddy, 4+3 how much?

Santa: Idiot, you don’t know anything? Go and bring the calculator from inside. I will teach.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon..

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha….

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain…..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha

Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the!


Student :-o bhai aate Honge..! koi achha teacher parhata hoga=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The Homework Schedule

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.

15 minutes looking for assignment.

11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.

23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.

8 minutes in the bathroom.

10 minutes getting a snack.

7 minutes checking the TV Guide.

6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.

10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tofanon ka sabab Susral wale

Samander se keh do apni mojain sanbhal ke rakhy.

Ae dost

zindagi me tofaan lane k lye susral wale kafi hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)