Judge: Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aarhe Ho
Judge: Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aarhe Ho, Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati?
Pathan: Tum Roz Aata Hai,T
Tumko Aati Hai Kya??
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