Tumne Molvi Saab Se Kaan Mein Kia Pocha
Dost Pathan Se:
Tumne Molvi Saab Se Kaan
Mein Kia Pocha K Unho Ne Tumhain Thpar Mar Dia?
Pathan Bola :
Kuch B Nahi Maine To Sirf
Ye Pocha K 14 August Ki Namaz Kaha Hogi ?
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1184 views
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Dedicated to All boys:
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“Apki kahani humari zubani”
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Apke pas dimag hai,
chalta ni alag baat hai..
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Aap smart hai,
koi manta nai hai alag baat hai..
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Ap sareef hai,
lagta nai alag baat hai..
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
koi karta nai alag baat hai..
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Apki bezzati ho rahi hai..
Aap phir bhi ye post padhke hass
rahe
hai..
‘kya baat hai’…
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