Search Results for 'pathan'

Teacher: Batao Zamin Or Chand

Teacher: Batao Zamin Or Chand Ka Apas Me Kya Rishta He
Pathan: Bhai Behn Ka
Techer: Wo Ksy?
Pathan: Q K Log Chand Ko Mamu
Or Zmeen Ko Maa Khty Hen.
“Geo Pathan”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
PATHAN Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai

PATHAN Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai
POLICE: Bus Kesy Giri?

PATHAN:Muje Ni Pta!
POLICE : Q?

PATHAN : Wo Aj Helper Ni Aya
To Me Pechy Kraya Lene Gya Hua Tha.. ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan K Mobile

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya: Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Khwab Me Kal Ksi Se Larayi

Pathan:
Meri Khwab Me Kal Ksi Se Larayi Hogai Thi Aaj Me Nahi Soun Ga
Friend:
Larayi Kal Hoyi
To Aaj Q Nahi Soye Ga?
Pathan: Aaj Wo Banday Lekar Aaye Ga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Daku phtan ke ghar gus gya

Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola Jaldi
Batao SONA Kahan He?
Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He,
Kahin B So Jao Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
90% phtan bewakoof

Court Me Faisla Howa
90% Pathan Bewakof Hote Hn
Is Pr Pathano Ne Kafi Shor Machaya
Phr Samjhaya Gaya K
10% Pathan Bewakof Nhi Hote
Tab Ja Kr Mamla Thanda Hva.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya

Pathan : Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zareye Deewar Ki Dusri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai,

Scientist: Wo Kya Cheez Banaya Hai Tumne?

Pathan: "SORAKH"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Nurse: Mubarak Ho Khan Sab

Nurse: Mubarak Ho Khan Sab
Aap K Ghar Larka Peda Hua Hai

Pathan : O Mera Khuda

Ye Kesa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Main Hai
Or Bacha Ghar Peda Hua Hay

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ajeeb massage

Sardar:
Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya
Or Mera Mobile Off Hogaya.
Pathan:
Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Sardar:
Battery Low.
Pathan:
Send Kar…
Sabko Tng Karengy.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jail ko irdu main

Sardar:
Bhai Jail Ko Urdu Mei Hawalaat Q Kehty Hen?
Pathan:
Q K Jail Mei Khany Ko Sirf
‘Hawa’
Or
‘Laat’
Hi Milti He

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tum shadi shuda ho?

Sardar:
Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?
Pathan:
Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha
Sardar:
Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha
Pathan:
Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek pathan Cycle chalate

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”

Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan

Ek Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile Ke Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha,

Kisi Ne Poocha??

“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: : O Yaara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katna Bhi Par Jata Hai Na.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Phtan galti se samundar me gir gaya

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte
doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar
bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Udti chria ke par

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,
Pathan: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)