Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti

Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 903 views

Carburetor

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband.
"I think there's water in the carburettor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully.
"You don't even know what the carburettor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure
there's water in the carburettor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it
out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ik husband apni wife ke kirya

Ik husband apni wife ke kirya kram (cremation) kar ke ghar lot raha tha.

Tabhi asman me jor se bijli chamki aur badal garje.

Husband bola: Lagta hai pohonch gayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

meethai ki dukan

Customer To Shopkeeper: Teri Dukan To Mithai Ki Hai Tera Dil Nahi Karta Khaane Ko...

Shopkeeper : Mithai Khaane Ko Dil Bohat Karta Hai Magar Abba Cheezian Gin Ke Jaata Hai Is Liye Choos Ke Rakh Deta Hoon

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Student

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)