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 wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha:Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon

.Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 763 views
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