Sardar ki Wife and Mother
Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 796 views
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