husband and Wife
Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa
Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda?
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Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 729 views
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