Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai! 

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 825 views

pathan sarak par

Pathan Sadak Par Kuch Dhond Raha Tha

Ek Shaks Ne Pocha:
Kia Talash Kar Rahe Ho??

Pathan:
Ghar Me Soi Gum Hogai Ha, Usy Talash Kar Rha Hon.

Dusre Shaks Ne Kaha:
Soi To Tmhare Ghar Me Gum Hui Hai
Apne Ghar Me Talash Karo.

Pathan:
Kia Karon Ghar Me Andhera Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sardarji Ka Dhaba

Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain.

Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.

Funny Laloo: Shaadi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hungry Lion

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sharabi dosre se:

ek sharabi dosre se: ek hathi pool mein gir jay
to kaise nikle ga?
dosra: very simple wet ho kar nikle ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)