teacher nay pathan sy pucha
Teacher: 1876 Me Kya Howa Tha?
Pathan: Nahi Pata!!
Teacher: Stupid Qaid-e-Azam Peda Howe Thay.
Ab Ye Batao K 1880 Me Kya Howa Tha??
Pathan: Thora Sochne K Bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 Saal K Howe The.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 958 views
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