Main aur meri girlfriend
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain...
Banta: mast, Kab...?
Santa: Meri 7th Dec ko
aur uski 13th Feb ko..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1088 views
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