Teacher: jeene ke liye Oxygen zaroori hai. ise 1773 mein aavishkaar kiye.

Pappu: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 664 views

ek sacha dost khta hai

Ek acha dost hospital me phool dekar khta hai.
Get well soon.
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Par ek sacha dost khta hai.
"jani nurse bahut beutiful hai dhire-dhire thik hona roz aata rahunga :P

by Daniyal Ali (few years ago!)

ABBU Mat Kehna

Baap; Agar ab Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna

Result Aane Per

Baap: kya bana result?

Beta: Sorry Yaar mushtaq aj Tum ne Baap kehlaane ka HAQ Kho dia¿¿

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Daddy have you ever been

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Miss Call Humari Khoj Hai

America-Mobile Hamari Khoj Hai.
China-Sim Card Hamari Khoj Hai.
Japan-Sms Hamari Khoj Hai.
Koriya-Blootuth Hamari Khoj Hai.
INDIA-MISS CALL HAMARI KHOJ Hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Medical Prescription

Santa`s father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.

Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.

Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.

His father said, "Read that label. That`s why!"

Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)