GIRL : Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret rehte H

GOLU: Pata nahi Mainto 7 saal pehle mar gaya tha

MORAL : GOLU ko marne k baad bhi akal nahi aayi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 843 views

DIDI

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Question before born

Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
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Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

. A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd

Kabada maths :P
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Maths sir: wt is a ‘line’?
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, goin 4 a walk!

Sir again: so what r parallel lines?
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A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Lady called Fire Brigad

Lady called Fire Brigad:Helo Mere Ghar Aag Lag gai He

Pthan Pani Dalo

Lady Dala pr Nai Bujhi

Pthan:to marjao hm konsa pepsi dalega.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A dying man's last wish

Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)