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What is similarity

What is similarity between
SUN ??& WIFE..?

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Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai

Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Postman:” Yeh post office hai
police station nahi..
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Husband:” ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau,
kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai…:P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Begam ek cup garma-garam

013:” wife..
Husband:” Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna
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jara..
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Wife:” kyyaaaaa..??
Zara phir kehna..
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Husband:” maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun
aapko..???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Khujus admi

Kanjus Aadmi-Bagal Wale Ghar Se Iodex Le Kar
Aao
Wife-Wo Log Nahi Denge
Aadmi-Kite Kanjus Hai Wo Log...
Jane Do Humara Hi Lekar Aao

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A small argument

A small argument between a couple turns
violent.Angry
Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife:
Who is scared of a mouse

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gullu found his wife

Golu Found His Wife Having Affair.
Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself.
golu Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,
“Khush Mat Ho.
Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband: may tang agaya hun

Husband: may tang agaya hun
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Har cheez may meri Car mera ghar
mera mera karti ho
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Kabhi hamara bhi keh dya karo..
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Ab kiya dhoond rahi ho rahi ho?
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Wife:
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hamara duppata..:P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Namak khtam ho gaya

Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Naakaaam BusinessManApni Moti Wife Se

Ek Naakaaam BusinessManApni Moti Wife Se:

“Darling Meri Poori Life Me Sirf Tum Hi Meri Pehli Or Aakhri Investment Ho Jo Double Hui Hai..:):)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Couple was having dinner

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat”

Wife: honey! you say prayer before eating at home

Husband: That’s at home Sweetheart, here the chef knows how to cooks. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
4 shadion ki ijazat

Wife subah husband ko namaz k liay jagati hai.

Husband: yaar sonay do qaza parh longa.

Wife: Shariat namaz ki qaza ki ijazat nahi deti.

Husband: Shariat 4 shadion ki ijazat bhi to deti hai.

Wife: So jao, so jao, Allah pak bara Ghafoor ur Rahim hai. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Raat Mene Ek Movie Dekhi

Husband: “Raat mene ek movie dekhi jis me ek churail kabhi mere aage kabhi mere pichhe”.

Wife: “konsi movi dekhi”.

Husband: “Apni shadi ki”:):)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aj Me Hosh Me Hun Churail

Wife : Jab tum CHARAS peetey ho to muje “Darling” kehtey ho,

Jab VISKY peetey ho to “Paro” ketey ho,

aj khamosh q ho?

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Husband: Aj me hosh me hun “Churail”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
TOILET Saaf Ker K

Husband : Jab Me Tum Per Gussa Hota Hun To Tum Apna Gussa Kahan Nikalti Ho ?

Wife : TOILET Saaf Ker K.

Husband : Hein, Kese Saaf Kerti Ho ?

Wife : Tumhary ToothBrush Se :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aakhir Ap Hi Ka Beta He

Ek Admi Apne Bete K Liye Aisa Robot Laya Jo Jhoot Bolne Per THAPPAR Marta Tha,,,

Beta : Papa Aj Me School Nahi Jaun Ga,

Mere Pait Me Dard Hai.

(pataakh)

Baap: Dekha! Tu Ne Jhoot Bola Is Liye Tujhe Saza Miili, Me Jab Tery Jitna Tha

To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.

(pataakh)

Wife Hansty Huye: Aakhir Ap Hi Ka […]

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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