Raat Mene Ek Movie Dekhi
Husband: “Raat mene ek movie dekhi jis me ek churail kabhi mere aage kabhi mere pichhe”.
Wife: “konsi movi dekhi”.
Husband: “Apni shadi ki”:):)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 613 views
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