Raat Mene Ek Movie Dekhi

Husband: “Raat mene ek movie dekhi jis me ek churail kabhi mere aage kabhi mere pichhe”.

Wife: “konsi movi dekhi”.

Husband: “Apni shadi ki”:):)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 666 views
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