Husband: “Raat mene ek movie dekhi jis me ek churail kabhi mere aage kabhi mere pichhe”.

Wife: “konsi movi dekhi”.

Husband: “Apni shadi ki”:):)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1016 views

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthati hai?

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthati hai?

Girl: Apna koi time nahin
jab dil kare so jati hoon,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hoon..

Boy: Notty!
Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher and student

Teacher Tum Paper Me Fail Q Huay
Maine Sawal Me Choice Bi Di Thi..
Student: Kahan Choice Thi??
Write An Essay On Any One,
A ) Our President
B ) Greedy Dog...

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

1 class ka bacha

1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he.
Me
aapko kesa lagta
hon.

Miss so sweet,

Bacha: To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko aap
k
ghar kb bhejon.

Miss: wo q.

Bacha:Take wo
hamari
baat aage chalaeen,

Miss:ye kya bkwaas
hai.
Bacha:
.
.
.
.
.
Tution parhane k liye.miss ap b na Qasam se

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

sab do din ki masti hai

Apne husn par itna guroor na kar
Sab do din ke masti hai
Tera husn bhi tab tak hay kayam
Jab tak fair & lovely sasti hay

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

how r u going 2 make me believe

A Philosophy Professor asked
his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:

"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"

It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !

The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P

Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D

by Raju (few years ago!)