Raat Mene Ek Movie Dekhi
Husband: “Raat mene ek movie dekhi jis me ek churail kabhi mere aage kabhi mere pichhe”.
Wife: “konsi movi dekhi”.
Husband: “Apni shadi ki”:):)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 841 views
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Girl:mere pyar ne tumhen sudhar dia na
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by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu....
jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko
jhapee daaal lo
agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye or agar gussa
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Wife: What r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife’s heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remember that date
Husband: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
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by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Boy: You are the most beautiful girl in this universe
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Girl: If you love me than you never turn around yourself….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kia ap ne kbi VCR Ki reel ko 100 Ke Nye Not Se saf kia hy?
tv k chanel gol buton se ghuma K Change Kia?
cassete Ki reel Ko Pencil se ghuma Kar reverse Kia?
gol phone set use Kia?
Hawa Hawa, Gana suna hy?
10Rs rent Pe geet Mala dekha hy?
6 ki pepsi,1ka pan,4ane ki chalia athani ka nan khaya hy?
8pm pe guest house drama dekha?
Kisi Ki Shadi me Suzuki Bhar K Gye hain?
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)