Aj Me Hosh Me Hun Churail
Wife : Jab tum CHARAS peetey ho to muje “Darling” kehtey ho,
Jab VISKY peetey ho to “Paro” ketey ho,
aj khamosh q ho?
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Husband: Aj me hosh me hun “Churail”
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 903 views
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