Couple was having dinner
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat”
Wife: honey! you say prayer before eating at home
Husband: That’s at home Sweetheart, here the chef knows how to cooks. :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 569 views
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