Couple was having dinner

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat”

Wife: honey! you say prayer before eating at home

Husband: That’s at home Sweetheart, here the chef knows how to cooks. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 566 views
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