Husband: may tang agaya hun
Husband: may tang agaya hun
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Har cheez may meri Car mera ghar
mera mera karti ho
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Kabhi hamara bhi keh dya karo..
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Ab kiya dhoond rahi ho rahi ho?
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Wife:
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hamara duppata..:P:P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 796 views
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